I have a growing sense of dread over these close elections in which proto-fascists are still polling neck-and-neck with reasonable moderate Democrats.
I think the tendency of polls to underestimate Republican support is a real, ongoing thing primarily because Republicans en masse get their kicks by gumming up the political works. Lying is now in their DNA as a party.
So I’ve been watching Lt. Frank Drebin utter the most ridiculous puns in the history of movies, because it’s mindless and nobody does it like Leslie Nielsen did it.
“Who are you and how did you get in here?”
“I’m a locksmith. And I’m a locksmith.”