Step 1: Purchase Pop-Tart on way to work.
Step 2: Sit down at desk in office and place Pop-Tart on right side of desk.
Step 3: Turn left, check voicemail.
Step 4: Turn right. Pop-Tart is gone. I have clean desk. It’s not hiding somewhere. It’s gone.
I have only one explanation.
I asked Dall-E to create an image of what a Pop-Tart might look like as it’s being sucked into another dimension, so I know what to look for next time.